Aggaaggaaa!

It is after intense thought that am writing this post. I just unearthed a priceless piece of general knowledge. Or even wisdom, you may call it. And simply having it in my head is painful. I want to get it out.

Post rating: U / PG (Meaning, read only if U are alone, living in a PG. Veetla irundhaa padikkaadheenga)
(Ok, very seriously, this post has infinite direct allusions to a very popular and fulfilling Tamil swear word. If you are the kind who winces on hearing such words, you might have a seizure before you finish reading this post. Don't blame me later!)

Pollaadhavan is an amazing movie. I loved it when I watched it the first time. And the next few times as well. Maybe, going without expectations helped a lot. The movie gave me newfound respect for Dhanush and Vetrimaran.

Now the piece of wisdom I was speaking about is this: Pollaadhavan has been remade in Kannada. And the name of the movie is...

Adha naan epdi en kayyaale type pannuven! You go and find it out here yourself.

Shell shocked, I asked my Kandu friend here what the word meant (in Kannada). He said it's like naughty / mischievous / notorious guy.

Now am just wondering how the following dialogues will sound to a Tamilian when watching the movie (dialogs are written in Tamil for greater understanding, and fun):

***** = Name of the movie
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Villain: Daiiiiiiii.. Yaarraaa neeeee???
Hero: Indha oor la chinna kozhandhaya kaettaalum sollum. Naan than da *****.
(Devi Sri Prasad Background music: dish dish dash dish.. ***** ***** *****... He's the one and only *****)
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Hero: Hey darling.. Let's do the yo yo!!
Heroine: Cheee.. Naughty boy..
PMK Ramdas: Aeiiii.. Tamil la vasanam sollunga.. Illa na unga veettukku vandhu maram vettiruven..
Hero: Aamam saar.. Gardener rendu vaarama varala.. Pullu romba moLachuruchu.. Konjam clean panni kudunga please..
PMK Ramdas: Chellaadhu Chellaadhu.. Theerpa maatha maaten..
Hero: Ada evan da ivan.. Seri darling.. You repeat dialog in tamil..
Heroine: Cheee.. ***** payale
Sandiyar-fame Krishnasamy: Ketta vaarthai!! Dialog maathunga.. Padam paeru maathunga.. Neenga laam bad-word kalaachaaram ookuvikkureenga
Hero: Yov.. Ookkum vikkala, pencil-um vikkala.. Poi pozhappa paarungayya!
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Hero: Assshooookkk.. Indha naaaaal... Un outlook calendar la kurichu vechuko... Unna naan nadu theruvukku kondu varala, en paeru ***** illa da!
Ashok: Machi venaam da. Nee paeru maathittaa padathula comedy quotient koranjurum. Please maintain same name. Naane middle of the road la ukkaandhukuren.
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Hero: Avan solradha kaekka naa onnum kae-na pu-na vo moo-na koo-na vo illa.
Hero's Dad: Unakku paeru vechadhey naan than. En kittayae poi solriya? Raascolu..
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Ward-boy: Doctor, hero-ku fight scene la adi patturuchu. Inga paarunga stretcher la vechurukom.
Doctor: My God! Ivlo bleeding varudhu.. Neenga ivara open la vechurukeenga.. *****-ya mooditu ponga modhalle
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Climax Scene, again at hospital. Hero's wife gives birth to a boy. The whole family is happy and start discussing names for the kid. Hero finalizes the name:
Hero: Shuuuu.. No more discussions.. Ivan ennoda payyan.. So ivan paeru **** mavan

And the legacy continues...